July 4, 2032

Today is the first day of the end of the world.

Welcome my friends, to Your Future Survival. This blog is here to educate you on the finer points of surviving in the post-apocalyptic world. Through some gross misapplication of resources, it seems that the vast majority of people have spent their education learning about inconsequential topics, such as American state capitals, the generation of book reports, and trigonometry. These topics are inconsequential because American state capitals, books, and triangles have all been destroyed in the post-apocalyptic world. I'm hoping to create a series of blog entries focused on the finer points of life in the post-apocalyptic world. Remember my friends: Today is the first day of the end of the world.

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